jesuschristvevo:

*drinks vodka from a sippy cup*

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

I ate like nothing yesterday, thinking about it now… i had a tuna can and an orange.